October 3rd, 2008

Why We Love English

Got this in my inbox a while back but its sooooooo funny I just had to share it with the world! here you go:


And if you’re dead, please get to a hospital…


A difficult meal…


Other children are OK…


Start with the big toe…


Are you smiling?


Well, it is free…


That would explain the beer cubs outside…


Falling should be planned…


Got too many kids?


Ouch!


One lump or two?


Thank you for open!


How do you do?


No crack?


The pool man is gonna freak


Yeah, cheated out of breathing…


Press it because you want to….


I’ll keep a look out….


New in this section: ‘Bowling with Bilbo’


I give my life and my company, but
they just keep demanding more…




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